I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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