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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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