ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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