Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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