i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
