it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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