drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
