I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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