Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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