That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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