Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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