Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think my moral compass just broke
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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