you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
