He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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