so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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