He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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