My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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