is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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