guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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