Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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