The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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