lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
