next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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