So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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