I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
