if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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