we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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