i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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