How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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