the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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