I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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