Buhtt sex?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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