Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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