i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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