they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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