About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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