well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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