No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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