Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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