In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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