at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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