Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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