Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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