I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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