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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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