i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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