we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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