I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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