I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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