Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize