This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
