dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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