i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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