i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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