I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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